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The Daily News
I was eating breakfast
when a man leapt from my Daily News,
7 stories and crashed into my eggs
over easy.
The cook's nose is clogged,
he needs a chimney sweep.
He sticks a thickly finger deep
and yanks a baked potato.
17 gorgeous steeds
break from the gate
and behind me
a man sneezes shapes
all over my favorite athlete
leaping through
The Daily News.