The Daily News

 The Daily News
  
 I was eating breakfast
 when a man leapt from my Daily News,
 7 stories and crashed into my eggs
 over easy.
  
 The cook's nose is clogged,
 he needs a chimney sweep.
 He sticks a thickly finger deep
 and yanks a baked potato.
  
 17 gorgeous steeds
 break from the gate
 and behind me
 a man sneezes shapes
 all over my favorite athlete
 leaping through
 The Daily News.